The Sexy Smell of Spacefaring Cinnamon Buns

Star Wars Fragrance

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The kind of spammy, bot-tastic Fashion Week News Twitter Account nonetheless guides me to exactly what I’ve been looking for all my life: a chance to make my lover smell like Princess Leia after she’d been kept in chains in a basement and licked by Jabba the Hutt a few thousand times.

The blog, which says the Slave Leia Fragrance and the Eau Lando fragrance were introduced by Genki Wear earlier this month at the Star Wars Celebration V, also hips me to the fact that they’re $39.99 each. Leia’s aroma”includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods, musk and night-blooming jasmine.”

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