Does anybody know what Labor Day really celebrates? Guns! Weapons! America! The Second Amendment! The Can-Do Spirit of Heavily-Armed American Workers! The God-given right, written by Aaron Burr into the Constitution, to mutter obscenities under your breath in your cubicle secure in the knowledge that even if the beancounters in Accounting confiscated your stapler, they can’t take your Baby Eagle!
And if Jim one cubicle over is stockpiling shotgun ammo for his workplace flip-out? When he finally cracks he’s going to find himself facing a well-armed workforce of equally disgruntled workers who haven’t gone postal yet — but, oh nellie, Jim just gave ’em an excuse — and a target! Ooops! Sorry, Jim!