Not like you didn’t already know this, but there’s a shortage of exorcists. I mean, it’s getting almost as bad as 911 being a joke! And yet, as often happens when you’re not sure how to take your Ruger 10/22 to the next level of fun, in the case of an exorcism you simply must consult the experts.
I mean, did Season 6 teach us nothing!?!? Start waving a thurible around howling, “Out, demon! Please, demon?” and you’re likely to find yourself pulling a Father Karras, if not a Merrick. I mean, would you just, oh, offer to trade out the compressor on the B engine of the 747 you’re about to board for a quick trip to Paris? Then why would you try to uninstall some mime named Pazzuzu who’s making your kid dance around in her nightgown screaming obscenities and breaking your nose?