A Techyum Christmas: The UFO Detector for the Abductee On Your List

You know, when you do your holiday shopping with Wikileaks’ mortal enemy, you discover just how many smart-asses are out there culture-jamming the universe and providing, therefore, the perfect Christmas gift for humbugs like yours truly: SNARK, wrapped up with a shiny silver bow. And they’ve been doing it since long before it was “cool!” Just to be assholes, I’ll wager.

Take, for instance, the UFO Detector from Images SI, which I found while searching Amazon for plutonium (don’t ask).

What the manufacturer says about it is uproarious enough to begin with…(READ THE REST OF THIS POST ON TECHYUM).

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