Indifferent Cats in Feminist Paul Ryan Gosling Porn

Feminist Ryan Gosling

Over on Twitter, I made a crack about my new business idea, “Indifferent Cats in Erotic Stories,” which would be a (hopefully more lucrative) ripoff of the hilarious Tumblog Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn. My fellow erotica writers are thus far unimpressed.

In “Indifferent Cats in Erotic Stories,” cat owners would pay authors like me to have their cats mentioned as disinterested observers n written porn. No, they wouldn’t participate. It’s not like I’m sick or something.

This strikes me as the perfect gift for your cat’s birthday or other celebratory occasion. Yes, the cat is indifferent, but how often do you buy them a mousey friend and find they could give a shit about it? This way, you already know they’ll be indifferent.

Personally, I think this could be as big a hit as my other business idea, Feminist Ryan Philippe, which no one seems to undrstand could blow Feminist Ryan Gosling out of the water. Of course, the meme’s bastard stepmonster, Paul Ryan Gosling, has fucked everything up for entrepreneurs like me…as usual. Thanks, Paul Ryan.

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